Please read this glorious bit of satire from Nina Ippolito over at PolicyMic, where she imagines the rejection letter Snapchat’s CEO Evan Spiegel sent to Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook after the latter made an offer to buy Snapchat for $3 billion.
From one bro-grammer to another:
That’s why you’ll totally understand that the reason Snapchat couldn’t take your money is that — no offense, bro — it’s ‘cause even though we don’t have any kind of revenue stream, in a few years, our mascot, Ghostface Chillah, is going to be all kind of dancing on Facebook’s grave. I’m sorry, but kids just don’t do Facebook anymore, Zuck. You’re like Tom from Myspace. Or what was that other thing our parents had? Friendster? Did they have a mascot?
My only question is, is the mascot really named Ghostface Chillah? Because I would pay $3 billion just to trademark that name.