Real Poetry or Spoetry? You Decide

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Real Poetry or Spoetry? You Decide
Real Poetry or Spoetry? You Decide

Did you ever pause to read one of the slabs of meaningless verbiage which pad out spam emails, and did you ever find guilty pleasure in doing so? "Spam poetry," or "spoetry" as devotees like to call it, has been around for years, but remains, it's fair to say, a minority literary taste. It's purpose isn't artistic: It was originally introduced into spam email as an attempt to avoid Bayesian filters, which redirect incoming messages to junk mail by identifying common patterns of commercial language. There's nothing common about the language of spoetry.

Spoetry does has a cult following. There's even a Spam Poetry Institute, dedicated to "preserving the fine literature created by the world's spammers." But of course, the difference between this random nonsense and the work of serious modern poets is obvious. Or is it?  Just for fun, here are six passages—three from spam emails, three from works by noted poets. Can you tell the difference?  Answers on page 2.

Excerpt 1:

Combat portrait true warrior complete overview! Pretty much bringing Los Angeles integrates scientific. Over people using service, are favorite.
UFOs nature ecology internet somatics Alexander.
With case studies hands on, activities gives?
That have violators must leave sit site meant. Football surfing tennis ordering.
Remote access, sharing ftp adapter. Eastern traditions herbalism history. Sit, site meant purposes only affiliated way previous owner.
Food gourmet pronoia when game.
Contact feedback form catalog request retail, store. Approaches into fresh on.

Excerpt 2:

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Excerpt 3:

You soften inside the to, harden in the craniofrontonasal Berkshire
Disappointed AmEx to the phlogiston, or make up your own (using "to").
Each is delivered and to each,
transverse adamantine.
Unnecessary examples followed, gunned out from
the heterodyne r trap transhumanced into OTC peroxide argument,
cf. want to go to the windfarm.
Photoreceptors Against Cruelty to Landmines!
The Made-Whole Johnson Lee to easySaltMeInFire!

Excerpt 4:

On your team. Something more fun. Support in your own code (and impress cocktail party guests) somewhere in the world you don't want to brain in a way that sticks. the latest research in support in your own code.

In between sips of a martini. somewhere in the world you don't want to (and too short) to spend who've faced the
You'll easily counter with your on your team. The latest research in who've faced the challenging. Something to use them (and when to learn how those up a creek without (or worse, a flat tire), You'll easily counter with your
patterns look in challenging.

Excerpt 5:

An exit remnant dicing
with the guild of death
clenched un
like wan
local brain pink
under bellies of dark
gulls on wet tar
flapping a ripped kit wandering harbour neon having worken from dull--sleep--step
webbing puddles on this
point sea ghostly fished-out dock.

Excerpt 6:

Madly in love with her. Your passion for her drove the other
way by fear then he stole to the door items in the catalogue.
i was quite excited about its last and loftiest possibility,
its utmost that is all right, said poirot, he is a friend.


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