Real Poetry or Spoetry? You Decide
Real Poetry or Spoetry? You Decide
Did you ever pause to read one of the slabs of meaningless verbiage which pad out spam emails, and did you ever find guilty pleasure in doing so? "Spam poetry," or "spoetry" as devotees like to call it, has been around for years, but remains, it's fair to say, a minority literary taste. It's purpose isn't artistic: It was originally introduced into spam email as an attempt to avoid Bayesian filters, which redirect incoming messages to junk mail by identifying common patterns of commercial language. There's nothing common about the language of spoetry.
Spoetry does has a cult following. There's even a Spam Poetry Institute, dedicated to "preserving the fine literature created by the world's spammers." But of course, the difference between this random nonsense and the work of serious modern poets is obvious. Or is it? Just for fun, here are six passages—three from spam emails, three from works by noted poets. Can you tell the difference? Answers on page 2.
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