Editorial: The 'Generation' Gap
However, paging through these books, one can see why the Gap has recorded 28 consecutive months of declining same-store sales. The best of the three: the 28-page newspaper insert, which included two pages of thumbnail pictures in the back -- with prices -- of every item, as well as mention of $10 off on a pair of jeans. The smaller mail piece featured an ode to jeans: "Simply put, jeans are highly personal. The more you wear them, the more character they express. The more comfort they give. The more memories they hold." Anyone else hear a gagging sound? The 48-page Vanity Fair insert forgot to sell anything -- no prices, no coupon --but included lots more celebrity pictures. Guess Vanity Fair subscribers don't care much about cost. As several retailers and catalogers reported bad results all around, it will be interesting to see whether "For Every Generation" pulls Gap out of its funk.
File This Under Silly
Forget about how the movie "Minority Report" depicted advertising in the future. Acclaim UK has already figured it out: We'll become walking, talking billboards. Acclaim is seeking five morons, er, people, willing to have their names legally changed to Turok for one year to promote a video game about a time-traveling, dragon-slaying American Indian. These Turoks then go around explaining this to anyone who asks. In return, they get 500 pounds ($785), a game console and games, plus legal expenses for the name changes. The Associated Press reported last week that the Institute of Science in Marketing, which is behind this Identity Marketing concept, is pegging it as the next big thing. Think I'll hold out till Coca-Cola offers me more than $785 so I can become Diet (first name) Coke (last).