Yogi Berra's Tips on Direct Marketing

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Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra is a 15-time all-star. He won the American League Most Valuable Player award three times, played in 14 World Series and set a number of baseball records, any one of which would ensure a lifetime of fame and fortune for most people. But what is Yogi best known for? His slips of the tongue. This is understandable, if you go around saying things like, "It's déjà vu all over again!" and "I'm as red as a sheet."


On the surface, his off-kilter pronouncements are just amusing mistakes. But look a little deeper, and you will find profound lessons. Here are a few of my favorite Yogi-isms and my admittedly liberal interpretations for direct marketers:


· "We made too many wrong mistakes." Do you think Edison invented the modern light bulb on the first try? He endured failure after failure before arriving at the solution. But his mistakes were "right" mistakes. Each taught him something and brought him closer to his goal. If you are not making lots of mistakes, you are not learning anything.


· "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." People are not logical about the way they perceive money and value. That means you have to test not just prices, but price presentations. Which is best, $24 per year or $2 per issue? How about $7.50 per month or 25 cents per day? I recently had success presenting a $149.95 a month Internet service as "less than 1/2 cent per minute."


· "Slump? I ain't in no slump. ... I just ain't hitting." Sometimes things just don't go the way you plan. A test flops. Sales fall. And you just cannot explain it. Usually it is temporary. The point is, don't panic and change your entire marketing strategy based on short-term results. And never, ever discard a control until you have something that tests better.


· "Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel." When you get right down to it, an envelope is nothing more than a container for printed matter. It carries your message to the destination and then gets ripped open. So while it can be a four-color masterpiece, it doesn't have to be. Many times a plain old No. 10 is all you need.


· "We're lost but we're making good time." Never confuse activity with progress. You need to map out a measurable strategy before launching any marketing campaign. And you need to execute your strategy carefully and methodically. If all you are doing is slapping together one advertisement after another, you will get nowhere fast.


· "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him." There's no substitute for experience, expertise or talent. If you do not know what you are doing, you will not solve any problems by producing carbon copies of your competitors' promotions.


· "Ninety percent of the game is half mental." I'm forever amazed at how little thought people put into the creative process. Personally, I spend at least half of any given project on gathering information and brainstorming. When you think things through first, copy and design are a lot easier and usually far more successful. (See the "Universal Advertising and Marketing Questionnaire" in the Learning Center at www.DirectCreative.com.)


· "I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question." Your customers know the difference between BS and information. So don't try to shovel a pile of one to cover up for a lack of the other. Give details. Answer questions and objections. Provide a means for customers to easily find out more (a Web site is good for this.) People often make buying decisions based on a single feature.


· "You can observe a lot by watching." Look at the numbers. Do surveys. Run focus groups. Talk to your phone operators. Your customers will tell you everything you need to know if you just open your eyes and ears.


· "It ain't over till it's over." You can guess and estimate and reason and calculate, but you really do not know anything until you run a test. If there's one thing that's for sure in this business, it is that nothing is for sure.


Of course, Yogi also said, "I really didn't say everything I said." Maybe. But who cares? Coming from anyone else, quotes like "Pair up in threes" or "I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four," would seem stupid. Coming from Yogi, it's just right.


Want to read more of Yogi's gems? There's a bunch of them in the Marketing Resources area of the Learning Center at www.DirectCreative.com.


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